兩隻狗的老木

很多笑話都是來自天真無邪的小朋友，不分國籍。

e.g.01

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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老師：當勞，水的化學組成是啥?

當勞：H I J K L M N O.

老師：你在講啥碗糕?

當勞：昨天是你說 H to O 的呀！

(H2O, 英文是H two O, 不是H to O 從H到O啦)

e.g.02

TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog

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老師：客來得，【我的狗】這篇作文是不是抄你哥的?

客來得：老師我沒有抄哥哥作文，我們寫的都是同一隻狗呀！

(嗯，有道理，難怪寫的都一樣!)

e.g.03

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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老師：米力，用 I 造個句子

米力：I is....

老師：不是歐，記得要說 "I am"

米力：是呦? 那我重新造句，"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

(我是26個字母中的第9個.......)

(小朋友你真是太聰明了，那 V 是第幾個字母咧?)